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so me and bodle had to goto kohls so i could buy a larger pair of dress pants today.  i seem to have outgrown my old pair somehow.  anyway, we got to the parking lot and there was some one who had parked their car way over the line for no apparent reason.  so i let bodle hop out and then i pulled in to my spot fairly centered-like.  which basically put me about 5 inches from said inability-to-park-person’s drivers side door.  thoroughly convinced of our efforts to help balance out the universe, me and bodle entered the store and went about our business.  when we exited and headed toward the truck bodle said “aw man, they havent even left yet”, to which i replied “well i guess that defeats the whole purpose doesnt it?”  only a couple steps later and i happened to notice that there was someone wedged in between my truck and the car, obviously struggling and a little pissed off.  we stopped dead in our tracks.  i started walking across the lanes acting like i was looking for my car somewhere else and bodle whipped out his cell phone to act like he was on a call.  we picked a spot out of view and waited.  i guess the lady finally got into her car somehow, cause eventually she left, and after close inspection we found a couple paint scuffs on my door.  but thats ok, cause hopefully she learned something.  unless you drive a truck as crappy as mine, you should probably learn to park it between the lines.  after that we ate cici’s pizza and ramped the railroad tracks on the way home.