Chris Bristow

“I just think of kurt popping out of that cake.  and mike with no eyebrows.” - he actually said this back in may, but i had to post-date it so it didnt give anything away…

Filed under Quotable Quotes : Comments (1) : Aug 18th, 2008

ding

so me and bodle had to goto kohls so i could buy a larger pair of dress pants today.  i seem to have outgrown my old pair somehow.  anyway, we got to the parking lot and there was some one who had parked their car way over the line for no apparent reason.  so i let bodle hop out and then i pulled in to my spot fairly centered-like.  which basically put me about 5 inches from said inability-to-park-person’s drivers side door.  thoroughly convinced of our efforts to help balance out the universe, me and bodle entered the store and went about our business.  when we exited and headed toward the truck bodle said “aw man, they havent even left yet”, to which i replied “well i guess that defeats the whole purpose doesnt it?”  only a couple steps later and i happened to notice that there was someone wedged in between my truck and the car, obviously struggling and a little pissed off.  we stopped dead in our tracks.  i started walking across the lanes acting like i was looking for my car somewhere else and bodle whipped out his cell phone to act like he was on a call.  we picked a spot out of view and waited.  i guess the lady finally got into her car somehow, cause eventually she left, and after close inspection we found a couple paint scuffs on my door.  but thats ok, cause hopefully she learned something.  unless you drive a truck as crappy as mine, you should probably learn to park it between the lines.  after that we ate cici’s pizza and ramped the railroad tracks on the way home.

Filed under Personal Log : Comments (0) : May 16th, 2008

a strange saga indeed

ayyyyyy 

some of you may remember back in the day when i used to room with whipple how he’d make weird noises in his sleep.  ever since then i havent had a roommate that was that noisy… until now.  i was laying in bed lastnight trying to goto sleep and i heard something that sounded like someone strangling a dog that had swallowed a balloon.  well, i was right about the dog part at least, my dog peyton has apparently taken it upon himself to carry the whipple’s strange noises torch.  so gurgle on, young dog, gurgle on.

Filed under Personal Log : Comments (0) : May 15th, 2008

David Bodle

“…i will however tear it in half and throw it in the trash can.”  (silence)  “i’m just gonna get it started with some scissors.” - the fate of a fake AAA membership he got in the mail.  it was thick.

Filed under Quotable Quotes : Comments (1) : Jan 6th, 2008

Julie Mathisen

“stay away from male on male smiley wink faces.” - she means emoticons ;)

Filed under Quotable Quotes : Comments (0) : Dec 14th, 2007

Appliance Rolling

There’s more than one way to get a clothes washing appliance down a hill when you’re moving out.  This is one of the less climactic ones.

Filed under Video : Comments (0) : Dec 2nd, 2007

Video Updates

I recently decided that it’d be a good idea to have all the videos viewable from the site, so i uploaded them to google and embedded them.  check out the Video page to see them all again, for the first time.  Also of note, these were uploads of the original files, so there may be some discrepancies between what plays on the page and what downloads.

Filed under Site Update : Comments (4) : Nov 29th, 2007

Winter Wonderland

in preparation for the upcoming donut season, here’s a little taste of what happened last year.

Filed under Video : Comments (0) : Nov 29th, 2007

the mr. richard

i ran into someone today that i havent seen in a very long time.  i’ll be honest, it made my day.

Filed under Personal Log : Comments (0) : Nov 29th, 2007

LindsEy Ottinger

“yeah, you owe me big.  that’s short for, you owe me big time.”

Filed under Quotable Quotes : Comments (0) : Jul 11th, 2007